Sen. Elizabeth Warren Is Legitimately Horrified By The Thought Of Kid Rock Running For Senator

Sen. Elizabeth Warren Is Legitimately Horrified By The Thought Of Kid Rock Running For Senator

A few days ago, Kid Rock hinted that he’s totally serious about running for a Senate seat in Michigan.

A lot of people wonder if he’s just doing this as a publicity stunt, but he’s adamant that this is totally happening. In a press release of sorts, he wrote:

Once again the press is wrong. First of all, I’ve got 15 days from my announcement to file paperwork with the FEC! Second, I’m not signed to Warner Bros!!! – which simple fact-checking would have revealed. I have recently worked out a unique deal with BMG, Broken Bow, CAA and Live Nation to release music ON MY TERMS. Like politicians write books during their campaigns, I’m planning on putting out music during mine and IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. It’s not a hoax, it’s a strategy and marketing 101! No plans for an album or anything else that has been the usual norm in the music business OR politics…..and…..

 

Senator Stabenow and I do share a love of music, although probably not the same kind. I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I’ll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullshit!

 

“I am the captain now.” #fakenews #kidrockforsenate #kidrock #podunk #greatestshowonearth

I think this may be my favorite part of his website:

Oh yeah. It’s on there. There’s also a section that reads, “Are you scared?”

Depends on who you ask. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is. In an email to supporters, she wrote:

“I know a lot of people are thinking: this is some sort of joke, right? Well, maybe this is all a joke — but we all thought Donald Trump was joking when he rode down the escalator at Trump Tower and announced his campaign, too.”

 

“And sure, maybe this is just a marketing gimmick for a new album or tour — but we all thought Donald Trump was just promoting his reality TV show, too.”

That’s the thing. Trump opened up a whole new world. Celebrities now feel like they can run for office, because hey! Trump did!

This might sound bad, but I kinda want Kid Rock to run, solely for entertainment purposes. I hear he leans right, which is great but…what’s next? Kanye 2020?

I love that Warren is messed up by this though. That’s probably the best part.

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