It’s official. I’ve seen everything on the Internet now:
Mark Richt's sandwich philosophy is just amazing: pic.twitter.com/Gk3Ou8thhA
— David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) July 14, 2017
It’s AMAAAAZING, y’all. It’s almost as if Richt is teaching grownups how to eat. People are calling this brilliant. I’m not even kidding.
(Lord give me strength.)
Now, I’ve never thought about how many bites I take when I eat a sandwich. Have y’all? Is this common practice I’m unaware of? Is it something I’ve missed my whole adult life? That could be the case – let me know if it is. Or are people (who presumably pay mortgages and have real jobs) actually needing instruction and/or guidance on eating food?
It reminds me of this attack on Western civilization:
No wonder I’m starting to collect dogs – they’re becoming smarter to hang out with than people.