Are you single and trying to figure out which dating site is for you? Well, allow me to take one off the list.
OK Cupid. It’s not very welcoming of people who are– you know– against murdering unborn children.
— OkCupid (@okcupid) September 13, 2017
Can you think of a more sickening partnership? Like, “Hey you guys! Let’s face it. You’re probably going to accidentally knock up whoever you’re dating. We want to help you find someone who feels good about nipping that problem in the bud!”
I’m hardly exaggerating. Here’s OK Cupid’s announcement:
Today, we’re introducing a Planned Parenthood Badge to help our members connect over what’s important to them. The badge will read “#IStandWithPP” and will be prominently displayed on the profile of every OkCupid member who has publicly responded “no” to the question “Should the government defund Planned Parenthood?” And that’s a lot of people; over 80% of respondents have said “no” so far, and the question is garnering hundreds of new responses every day.
At OkCupid, we feel strongly about championing the causes that are meaningful to our members. So the decision to team up with Planned Parenthood Federation of America was an easy one.
“OkCupid’s partnership with Planned Parenthood is really exciting because it enables us to help people connect on the issues that matter to them. In this current climate, this matters more than ever when it comes to finding ‘your person,’” said Melissa Hobley, CMO of OkCupid. “We know that Planned Parenthood is driving conversations, support and education that millions care about. When we looked at the data, we saw that our community on OkCupid was talking about Planned Parenthood, so we decided to make it easy to find the folks who cared about the same thing.”
Responses to our iconic questions, like the one on Planned Parenthood, have always worked to inform our high-tech algorithm so it can connect OkCupid members with people they’ll really click with. But throughout this partnership, the Planned Parenthood Badge will make it even easier for supporters to start a conversation: not only will the badge highlight their support, but our algorithm will also recognize the badge and use it to promote like-minded daters to one another. The badge will stay in place for a month.
So make sure you’ve answered the question if you want to participate and meet other daters who feel the same way you do. After all, a shared cause is sexy — and can be just the thing that makes someone give your profile a second glance.
Ya hear that? Shared approval of murdering the unborn is sexy AF.
— OkCupid (@okcupid) September 13, 2017
Isn’t that nice? OK Cupid is helping conservative men weed out who NOT to date!
To state the obvious, I advise against signing up for this dating website. It’s probably full of insufferable hairy feminists who don’t bathe because they’ve convinced themselves it contributes to global warming (or something to that degree). Also, they probably don’t wear bras. So if you’re not into serious sag, think twice. Just being honest here.
I personally appreciate when libs self label.
— That’s Why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@fastnerman) September 13, 2017
The dating app now pairs people who will agree to kill their preborn children if they happen to come into existence. Very, VERY sad.
— American Life League (@AmerLifeLeague) September 13, 2017
Can you check to see if potential dates are okay with serial killers? Asking for a friend
— Patrick Arnold (@PatrickArnold77) September 13, 2017
YES! A “serial killers are fine” badge! I mean, WHY NOT?
Will you be enabling those who support defunding PPFA? 🤔
— Max Peters (@TikiMaximus) September 13, 2017
LOL! Good joke!
I assume you will also make Pro-Life badges for those who don’t support the slaughter of innocent children?
— Kay ST ن (@KayST24) September 13, 2017
Now why would they do that, exactly?
Is it wise to further politicise your platform? Could drive away many customers.
— What Now (@constatinstant) September 13, 2017
You want more people to date so you’ll have more babies to murder? @PPFA, you people are truly sick.
— John Liberty (@JohnLibertyUSA) September 13, 2017
Sick doesn’t even BEGIN to cover these people.