The Latest Trend Involves Tattooing Your Armpits. Just FYI.

Here at COTR, we feel a strong obligation to keep you updated on the latest absurd trends. I know it’s not political and uninteresting to some of you, but it breaks things up, and let’s face it. Some of us are suckers for a freak show.

This latest trend isn’t exactly as absurd as some I’ve seen, but GOOD GRIEF it looks painful.

Basically, it involves tattooing your armpit. There are a ton of photos under the hashtag #armpittattoo on Instagram. This is actually a semi-popular thing now.

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathered his face and started stropping the straight razor while a very busty woman knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

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Armpit Tattoos: People Are Lifting Their Arms For The Latest Tattoo Trend http://www.factriver.com/17585 #armpit #armpittattoos #fashion #tattoo #tattooart #tattootrend

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Armpit Tattoos: People Are Lifting Their Arms For The Latest Tattoo Trend http://www.factriver.com/17585 #armpit #armpittattoos #fashion #tattoo #tattooart #tattootrend

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Some armpit action by @blkndrose #darkdaggertattoo #armpittattoos #downtownep

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Hello Kitty though? Why dude?

"A succulent wild woman is one of any age who feels free to fully express herself in every dimension of her life." -Sark

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OMG WHY THOUGH?

#armpittattoos #sailingsainttattoo #sitka #alaska #ladytattooer #neotraditional

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Thoughts on this trend? Would you do it?

h/t Daily Mail

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