There’s absolutely nothing liberals can do to stop Donald Trump from becoming POTUS. The electors voted, and it’s official. He’s going to be the 45th President of the United States. But rest assured. They’re not going down without a fight. They’re now questioning his mental health (that won’t go very far), encouraging each other to record themselves screaming “NOT MY PRESIDENT” during the inauguration and sending “p*ssy shaped lollipops” to Trump Tower.
Yep, it’s true. They have a website and everything. “Send Trump P*ssy” (STP) describes itself as a “non-profit campaign led by a LGBT high school couple (Jules & Gabe)” who are “not happy about the recent results of America’s election.”
With STP we’re on a mission to show Trump and America that we’re unsatisfied, and our desire for an inclusive un-misogynistic America is unwavering, by sending him pussy-shaped lollipops!
And what better way to show Trump that women are more than p*ssys than sending him p*ssy pops, am I right?
For $3.99, you too can send Trump a message! As an added bonus, 50 percent of the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood!
So far, they’ve sent around 250 anonymous lollipops. Don’t ask me why these are sent anonymously. Kind of a p*ssy move, if you ask me.
Teen Vogue is all over this, in case you were wondering.
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) December 20, 2016
Imagine if Hillary won and dudes started sending Hillary d*ck lollipops. Gosh, we’d NEVER hear the end of it. Of course, that would never happen, because conservatives actually use their words. You know. Like Actual Adults.
Speaking of d*ck lollipops, liberals are sending those to Trump too. Why? Because they’re “sick and tired of Donald Trump and his man-child behavior” and “every tasteless thing he’s done.” And what better way to combat tasteless man-child behavior than by sending him an edible d*ck on a stick? That screams maturity.