In case you missed the news, the Women’s March is coming back for the #DayWithoutAWoman on March 8 (guess they have to get more than one use out of those pussyhats). Which means that feminists aren’t going to show up to work or school or pretty much life that day. And I have to ask – will we really notice that feminists aren’t around? (It might actually be a little quieter.)

In anticipation of the event, the official Twitter account for the Women’s March did pose this question to the men in the audience, basically browbeating them into supporting their idiotic cause –

Men: how do you plan to support #DayWithoutAWoman on March 8th?

— Women’s March (@womensmarch) February 26, 2017

And for the dudes who realize that this whole protest is complete BS (bless you guys), they answered the question in the TOTALLY thoughtful and caring way that it deserves to be answered –

I guess I could wash my own underwear, Daryl. But I think I’ll just wait for March 9th. @2009superglide @womensmarch

— Gunny Dave USMC (@dave_usmc) February 26, 2017

Watch out for the crazy ones, dude. @womensmarch pic.twitter.com/cU3H1nMmmU

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) February 26, 2017

Gonna catcall every woman I see so they know they’re accepted in this society. https://t.co/oFxiyfavSd

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) February 26, 2017

Apparently by making my own damn sammich. https://t.co/HxUikJvp4t

— TheRoadbeerReturned (@TheRoadbeer) February 26, 2017

.@womensmarch The same way I support all women in my life, pretending to listen while the game is on.

— Mujahed Kobbe (@Moj_kobe) February 26, 2017

Oh, and there was some friendly help for employers whose feminist employees don’t come to work that day –

@womensmarch Probably advising clients re discharging people for no-call, no-show. You?

— GregEsq (@GregEsq) February 26, 2017

@womensmarch I’m gonna leave the toilet seat up.

— Rick Moore (@RickMoore) February 26, 2017

@womensmarch With snarky tweets about all the unattractive women that are attracted to your movement.

— ‘Merican-American (@Claiborne_David) February 26, 2017

Announce my GPS location on Twitter, and advise the first lady to bring me a decent egg salad sandwich will get a C-note. @womensmarch

— Yes 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 Atwater (@atwater_x) February 26, 2017

@womensmarch pic.twitter.com/LQUI2IRMt7

— ProhLife (@roachman61) February 26, 2017

There was at least one lady who answered the question in her own way. And I like her train of thought here –

@womensmarch I’m going to go on a shopping spree, make my husband a fantastic dinner, then screw his brains out. #ADayWithoutAWoman

— A White Hispanic (@awhite_hispanic) February 26, 2017

And while it isn’t strictly related to the topic at hand, that last tweet did make me think of this nugget of wisdom –

And right there is the difference between a woman and a feminist. ‘Cause I am more than happy to make sammiches for my man. Or, you know, whatever else he’d like on a given day. (Let’s just say that Mr. CJ isn’t going to have to do without a woman on March 8.)

Ladies, take care of your man. He’ll take care of you.

(h/t Twitchy)