When Shia LeWhateverHisNameIs Isn’t doing “performance art” in elevators or  hitchhiking across the country as “art”, he’s acting, I think.

He’s an actor, right?  I don’t know, because I don’t really care.

Anywho.  I don’t really want to be anywhere near this dude, because he looks unhinged most of the time.  And if I am, I need to know that I have some Febreeze nearby, because he looks like he hasn’t bathed since 2002.

Apparently, this is what happened this weekend when Shia encountered a “counter protester”:

Mmmmkay.

I have to give it up to the guy Shia was egging-on…he showed incredible restraint.  More than what I would’ve had, that’s for sure.  I’m irritated just watching this.

And the women standing behind him?  I’m embarrassed for them.  They’re total freaking sheep.

Do something productive with your lives, you mindless she-drones.  For crying out loud.