Madonna Wants To Give Blowjobs To People Who Vote For Hillary

Madonna Wants To Give Blowjobs To People Who Vote For Hillary

I was going to make an inappropriate joke about Madonna being so old that this would be like getting sexual favors from your grandma. But that would be rude to grandmas everywhere. And given that Madonna was old when I was a kid, I’m going to amend my statement to say it would be like getting a BJ from a desiccated zombie.

That’s not incentive to vote for Hillary. More like the opposite.

While opening for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden (it’s New York – they like their unfunny female comedians to campaign for Hillary at stand-up shows), Madonna announced that people in the audience who voted for Hillary Clinton would be entitled to a blowjob from the aging pop singer herself. Like that’s supposed to motivate people to vote for the Queen –

First she posted a nude selfie in support of Hillary, now this?

It’s like these Hollywood weirdos WANT Trump to win. ‘Cause a naked Madonna offering her sexual talents isn’t going to make ANYONE run to the polls for Queen Hillary.

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