Jill Stein Launches ‘Count My Vote’ Group To Ensure Every Vote Is Counted In Wisconsin

Jill Stein Launches ‘Count My Vote’ Group To Ensure Every Vote Is Counted In Wisconsin

She’s baaaaaaaaaaack.

If you thought you saw the last of failed nobody candidate Jill Stein, think again!

On Tuesday, she held a super lit rally outside of Wisconsin’s state Capitol Tuesday. Just kidding. There’s more activity at bingo night at a community nursing home. Only 19 people showed up, according to Twitchy’s estimates.

At the “rally” (can we even call it that? I mean, she’s in Tim Kaine territory here) she announced a continuation of her recount efforts. She’s calling her new group/movement/organization “Count My Vote.” She says this entity will ensure that every single vote in Wisconsin is counted. You know.  By checking voting machines and encouraging hand recounts and whatnot.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Didn’t Wisconsin already complete its recount effort? And didn’t it reveal that Trump actually gained 131 votes? Well, yes. But listen– the Count My Vote group is going to review the local recount reports and publish its own report in about two weeks. That way, everyone can be extra extra EXTRA sure that the results were legitimate. Oh. And this entire thing will be funded by donors, because they’re suckers.

Boy, what would we do without Jill Stein and her valiant efforts?

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