Freaky Woman Spends Tons Of Money To Look Just Like A Barbie Doll

I guess we found the perfect woman for that Human Ken Doll guy (they can go be weirdo freaks together).

According to this, a woman named Rachel Evans from the UK has made it her life’s mission to look just like a Barbie doll. She’s spent over 20,000 British pounds (translates to roughly $25,000) on plastic surgery to her entire body – even to the point where she had surgery to make her mouth look like it’s frozen in a permanent smile. Just like Barbie –

Rachel Evans, 46, from south east London, is obsessed with the children’s toy and has completely overhauled her image with plastic surgery in a bid to recreate her ‘frozen’ look.
Over the last 11 years Rachel has had a string of procedures including a cheek augmentation, contouring, jaw tightening, breast augmentation and a nose job.
She has even had the corners of her mouth surgically turned up so she looks like she has a permanent smile, just like Barbie.
Rachel said: ‘I feel like Barbie, I think like Barbie and I am Barbie. I think me and Barbie are the same person. I am a human doll.’

EWWWWWWWW.

And, yes, there are pictures. Why wouldn’t there be?

I will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER understand the motivation people have to deface their bodies in the search of “perfection.” That seriously cannot be good for your overall health and it has to be uncomfortable just living in a body like that.

And it’s not like Rachel didn’t look good before she started this project –

I don’t even know why I have to explain this, but Barbie is a doll. As in, she’s not human. She’s not designed with normal human proportions. She’s plastic. She’s a stylized sculpture with a humanoid shape. It’d be like trying to make yourself into a cartoon character. It’s not possible and it’s not meant to be possible.

What’s wrong with looking like a normal human being? Seriously.

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