If I were a dude or a lesbian or whatever the other kinds of sexualities are that are into women (LOOK HOW INCLUSIVE I AM BEING RIGHT NOW), I would totally date Lizzy Fenton.
Lizzy, who’s a Genetics and Cell Biology & Development student at UMN, has a crush on a fellow by the name of Carter. And in an attempt to gain his affection, she created the most hilarious powerpoint presentation to demonstrate to him why he should date her.
Unfortunately, despite her efforts, Carter responded two days later:
Since Carter’s rejection, however, dozens and dozens of potential boyfriends have responded to Lizzy – some even sending her their own powerpoint presentations in an attempt to gain HER affection.
I love all of this. And if I weren’t a happily married straight woman, I’d date Lizzy. She’s adorable!